conversation-between-a-man-and-a-woman.txt

This is a conversation between a man and a woman.

Please note:  she asks five or six questions, each of which which he answers
quite simply.  But then she is speechless after answering only one question.

Here goes:


Woman: Do you drink beer?

 Man: Yes

 

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three

 

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man:  $5.00 which includes a tip

 

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

 Man: About 20 years, I suppose

 

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which
puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would
be approximately $5400 correct?

 Man: Correct, if you say so.

 

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation,
the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

 Man: Correct again.

 

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that
money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years,
you could have now bought an airplane?

 

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where's your airplane?

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