Jewish man walked into a bank in New York City
one day and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to
Israel on business for two weeks and needed to
bank officer told him that the bank would need
some form of security for the
loan.... The Jewish man handed over
the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the
street in front of the bank. He produced the
title and everything checked out.
loan officer agreed to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The bank's
president and its officers all enjoyed a good
laugh at the Jewish man for using a $250,000
Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage and
parked it there. Two
weeks later, the Jewish man returned, repaid
the interest, which came to
$15.41. The loan officer said,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a
puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
Jewish man replied: "Where else in New York
City can I park my car for two weeks for
only $15.41 and expect it to be
there when I return?"
der Yiddishe Kop!