The  haircut,       
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father
as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
   
His father  said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your haircut.
Then we'll talk about the car."
   
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer
and they agreed on it.
   
After about  six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades  up
and I've  observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed  you haven't had your hair cut."
   
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John  the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong
evidence that  Jesus had long hair."
   

Dad:  "Yeah, did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?