Subject: Sheltering Humor


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Image may contain: possible text that says 'sun gazing com MEN FIRST TIME IN HISTORY WE CAN SAVE THE HUMAN RACE BY LAYING IN FRONT OF THE T.V. AND DOING NOTHING LETS NOT SCREW THIS UP'
 
 
 
 
Image may contain: food, possible text that says 'David Lucier Saturday at 10:47 AM washed my hands so many times, found the answers to my 8th grade social studies test.'
 
 
 
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GOING OUT TO ALL THE MARRIED MEN WHO'VE SPENT MONTHS TELLING THE WIFE I'LL DO THAT WHEN I GOT TIME'
 
 
 
 
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'Homeschooling Day 3: they all graduated yesterday'
 
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it? Sounding concerned, I replied, No... She responded, How about now?'
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'AFTER ALL THE STUPID, STUPID THINGS I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE...IF I DIE BECAUSE I TOUCHED MY FACE, AM GOING TO BE SERIOUSLY PISSED.'
 
 
 
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'This quarantine has me realizing why my dog gets so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.'
 
 
 
 
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your business. We are having a fire drill. #HomeSchool'
 
 
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'Until further notice the days of the week are now called, thisday, hisday,thatday,otherday, someday,yesterday, today and nextday!'
 
 
Image may contain: possible text that says 'You can either have a nice day or you can help your child with their math homework. You can't have both. -Coronalations 03:30'
 
 
 
 
Image may contain: one or more people, possible text that says 'MAYBE I SHOULD CJH made withmematic GET UP FOR A LITTLE BIT!'
 
 
 
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“20 years from now our country will be run by people that were home schooled by day drinkers"