Subject: Sheltering Humor


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                                                          that says 'sun
                                                          gazing com MEN
                                                          FIRST TIME IN
                                                          HISTORY WE CAN
                                                          SAVE THE HUMAN
                                                          RACE BY LAYING
                                                          IN FRONT OF
                                                          THE T.V. AND
                                                          DOING NOTHING
                                                          LETS NOT SCREW
                                                          THIS UP'
 
 
 
 
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                                                          'David Lucier
                                                          Saturday at
                                                          10:47 AM
                                                          washed my
                                                          hands so many
                                                          times, found
                                                          the answers to
                                                          my 8th grade
                                                          social studies
                                                          test.'
 
 
 
 
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                                                          'THOUGHTS AND
                                                          PRAYERS GOING
                                                          OUT TO ALL THE
                                                          MARRIED MEN
                                                          WHO'VE SPENT
                                                          MONTHS TELLING
                                                          THE WIFE I'LL
                                                          DO THAT WHEN I
                                                          GOT TIME'
 
 
 
 
 
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                                                          'Homeschooling
                                                          Day 3: they
                                                          all graduated
                                                          yesterday'
 
 
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                                                          that says 'My
                                                          wife yelled
                                                          from upstairs
                                                          and asked, Do
                                                          you ever get a
                                                          shooting pain
                                                          across your
                                                          body, like
                                                          someone's got
                                                          a voodoo doll
                                                          of you and
                                                          they're
                                                          stabbing it?
                                                          Sounding
                                                          concerned, I
                                                          replied, No...
                                                          She responded,
                                                          How about
                                                          now?'
 
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                                                          'AFTER ALL THE
                                                          STUPID, STUPID
                                                          THINGS I'VE
                                                          DONE IN MY
                                                          LIFE...IF I
                                                          DIE BECAUSE I
                                                          TOUCHED MY
                                                          FACE, AM GOING
                                                          TO BE
                                                          SERIOUSLY
                                                          PISSED.'
 
 
 
 
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                                                          that says
                                                          'This
                                                          quarantine has
                                                          me realizing
                                                          why my dog
                                                          gets so
                                                          excited about
                                                          something
                                                          moving
                                                          outside, going
                                                          for walks or
                                                          car rides. I
                                                          think I just
                                                          barked at a
                                                          squirrel.'
 
 
 
 
 
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                                                          that says 'If
                                                          you see my
                                                          kids locked
                                                          outside today,
                                                          mind your
                                                          business. We
                                                          are having a
                                                          fire drill.
                                                          #HomeSchool'