A
German woman married
an American
gentleman born in Arizona
and they lived happily in his home
town.
The poor lady
was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to
communicate with her
husband.
The real
problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries.
One day, she
went to the butcher
counter and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how
to put forward her request so,
in desperation, she
clucked like a chicken and
lifted up her skirt
to show her thighs. Her
butcher got the message
and gave her the
chicken legs.
Next day she
needed to get chicken
breasts, again she didn't know
how to say it, so she
clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned
Her blouse to show the
butcher her breasts. The butcher
understood again and gave
her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd
day, the poor lady
needed to buy sausages. Unable to
find a way to communicate
this, she brought her husband to
the store...
Her husband
speaks English....hellooo!
I
worry about you
Sometimes!