Husband's Text Message:
" Honey, car hit me when I was out of the office.   Paula brought me to the Hospital.   They're doing tests and X-rays.  I had a blow to my head very strong, fortunately it did not cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg, and they may have to amputate right foot." 
 
Wife's Response:
" Who's Paula?"