I
dialed a
number and got
the following
recording:
"I
am not
available
right now, but
Thank
you for caring
enough to
call.
I
am making some
changes in my
life.
Please
leave a
message after
the
Beep.
If I do not
return your
call,
You
are one of the
changes."
###########
Man
comes home,
finds his wife
with his
friend in
bed.
He
shoots his
friend and
kills him.
Wife
says "If you
behave like
this, you will
lose ALL your
friends!"
##########
Aspire
to inspire
before you
expire.
My
wife and I had
words,
But
I didn't get
to use mine.
Frustration
is trying to
find your
glasses
without your
glasses.
The
irony of life
is that, by
the time
You're
old enough to
know your
way
around,
you're
not going
anywhere.
##########
God
made man
before woman
so as to give
him
time
to
think of an
answer for her
first
question.
##########
I
was always
taught to
respect my
elders,
But
it keeps
getting harder
to find one.
##########
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