Puns to increase your Smile IQ
 
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
 
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
 
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
 
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death
 
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
 
A woman needs a pair-of-amours just to break the monogamy
 
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
 
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
 
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
 
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
 
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
 
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away
 
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
 
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes
 
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
 
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
 
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
 
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress
 
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
 
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
 
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under
 
Every calendar's days are numbered
 
A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine
 
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
 
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
 
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
 
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
 
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
 
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
 
Acupuncture is a jab well done