The
following quotes are reported to have been taken
from
actual
medical records as dictated by physicians...
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By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had
stopped,
and
he was feeling better.
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Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left
side for
over
a year.
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On the second day the knee was better and on the
third
day
it had completely disappeared.
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The patient has been depressed ever since she
began
seeing
me in 1983.
*
Patient was released to outpatient department
without
dressing.
*
I have suggested that he loosen his pants before
standing,
and
then when he stands with the help of his wife,
they
should
fall to the floor.
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The patient will need disposition, and therefore
we will
get
Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
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Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male,
mentally
alert
but forgetful.
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The patient refused an autopsy.
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The patient has no past history of suicides.
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The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
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Patient has left his white blood cells at
another
hospital.
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The patient's past medical history has been
remarkably
insignificant
with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
three
days.
*
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs
went in
separate
directions in early December.
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The patient left the hospital feeling much
better except
for
her original complaints.
*
The patient was in his usual state of good
health until
his
airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
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She is numb from her toes down.
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The skin was moist and dry.
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Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
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Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
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Patient was alert and unresponsive.
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When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the
room.