Recently, I went to
McDonald's;
and, I saw on
the menu that
you could have
an order of
6, 9 or 12
Chicken
McNuggets.
I asked for a
half dozen
nuggets.
'We don't have
half dozen
nuggets,' said
the teenager
at the
counter.
'You don't?' I
replied.
'We only have
six, nine, or
twelve,' was
the reply.
'So I can't
order a half
dozen nuggets;
but, I can
order six?'
'That's
right..'
So I shook my
head and
ordered six
McNuggets
(Unbelievable;
but, sadly
true...)
(Must have
been the same
one I asked
for sweetener;
and, she said
they didn't
have any, only
Splenda and
sugar.)
(And, they
think they are
worth $15.00
per hour)
TWO
I was checking
out at the
local Wal-Mart
with just a
few items;
and, the lady
behind me put
her things on
the belt close
to mine. I
picked up one
of those
dividers that
they keep by
the cash
register and
placed it
between our
things so they
wouldn't get
mixed. After
the girl had
scanned all of
my items, she
picked up the
divider,
looking it all
over for the
bar code so
she could scan
it.
Not finding
the bar code,
she said to
me, 'Do you
know how much
this is?'
I said to her
'I've changed
my mind; I
don't think
I'll buy that
today.'
She said 'OK,'
and I paid her
for the things
and left.
She had no
clue to what
had just
happened..
(But the lady
behind me had
a big smirk on
her face as I
left.)
THREE
A woman at
work was seen
putting a
credit card
into her DVD
drive and
pulling it out
very quickly.
When I
inquired as to
what she was
doing, she
said she was
shopping on
the Internet
and they kept
asking for a
credit card
number, so she
was using the
ATM thingy.
(Keep
shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw
a distraught
young lady
weeping beside
her car.
'Do you need
some help?' I
asked.
She replied,
'I knew I
should have
replaced the
battery to
this remote
door
un-locker. Now
I can't get
into my
car. Do
you think they
(pointing to a
distant
convenience
store) would
have a battery
to fit this?'
Hmm, I don't
know. Do you
have an alarm,
too?' I asked.
'No, just this
remote
thingy,' she
answered,
handing it and
the car keys
to me.
As I took the
key and
manually
unlocked the
door, I
replied, 'Why
don't you
drive over
there and
check about
the batteries.
It's a long
walk....'
PLEASE just
lay down
before you
hurt yourself
!!!
FIVE
Several years
ago, we had an
Intern who was
none too
swift. One day
she was typing
and turned to
a secretary
and said, 'I'm
almost out of
typing paper.
What do I do?'
'Just use
paper from the
photocopier',
the secretary
told her. With
that, the
intern took
her last
remaining
blank piece of
paper, put it
on the
photocopier
and proceeded
to make five
blank copies.
A Brunette, by
the way!!
SIX
A mother calls
911 very
worried asking
the dispatcher
if she needs
to take her
kid to the
emergency
room, the kid
had eaten
ants.
The dispatcher
tells her to
give the kid
some Benadryl
and he should
be fine.
The mother
says, 'I just
gave him some
ant
killer......'
Dispatcher:
'Rush him in
to emergency
right now!'
Life is tough. It's even
tougher if
you're
stupid!!!!
Someone had to
remind me; so,
I'm reminding
you too. Don't
laugh....it is
all true...
Forward this
to everyone
you can
remember right
now!