A young
ventriloquist
is touring
Sweden and,
one night,
he’s doing a
show in a
small fishing
town.
With his dummy
on his knee,
he starts
going through
his customary
dumb-blonde
jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde
woman in the
fourth row
stands on her
chair and
starts
shouting,
"I've heard
enough of your
stupid blonde
jokes. What
makes you
think you can
stereotype
Swedish blonde
women that
way? What does
the color of
a
woman's hair
have to do
with her worth
as a human
being? It's
men like you
who keep women
like me from
being
respected at
work and in
the community,
and from
reaching our
full potential
as people.
It's people
like you that
make others
think that all
blondes
are dumb! You
and your kind
continue to
perpetuate
discrimination
against not
only Blondes,
but women in
general . . .
pathetically,
all in the
name of
humor!"
When the embarrassed
ventriloquist
begins to
apologize, the
blonde shouts
. . . "You
stay out of
this. I'm
talking to
that little
shit on your
lap."