How-to-interpret-JOB-ADS.txt  8/18/2020 @ 2310

      How To Interpret Employment Ads
 
"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.
 
"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect
that you will dress up.
 
"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind
schedule on your first day.
 
"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night,
some time each weekend.
 
"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
 
"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" -
You will need to replace three people who just left.
 
"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a
company in perpetual chaos.  Haven't heard a word from
anyone out there.  Your first task is to find out what is
going on.
 
"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the
responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
 
"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates
poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.

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