How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

 Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.

 Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

 Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

 Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.

 Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to
           approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

 Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to
                    talk about how much better the old one was.

 Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

 Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need
             for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that
             light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a
             modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which
             we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent,
             fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid
             paths to luminescence.

 Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you
             are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a
             bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to
             pass.

 Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

 Lutherans: None – Lutherans don't believe in change.

 Amish: What's a light bulb?

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