One
day God was
looking down
at earth and
saw
all of the
rascally
retirees'
behavior that
was going
on...
So
He called His
angels and
sent one to
earth for a
time.
When
the angel
returned, he
told God,'Yes,
it is bad on
earth;
95%
of retirees
are
misbehaving
and only 5%
are not.
God
thought for a
moment and
said, 'Maybe I
had better
send
down
a second angel
to get another
opinion.'
So
God called
another angel
and sent her
to earth for a
time.
When
the angel
returned, she
went to God
and said,
'Yes, it's
true.
The
earth is in
decline; 95%
of retirees
are
misbehaving,
but 5% are
being
good...'
God
was not
pleased.
So
He decided to
e-mail the 5%
who were good,
because he
wanted
to
encourage
them, and give
them a little
something to
help them
keep
going.
Do you know
what the
e-mail said?
Okay,
I was just
wondering,
because I
didn't get one
either.
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