Well, you
don't give me enough
housekeeping money to afford
any.' The Swede
immediately reaches into his
pocket and says, 'For the sake
of decency, here's a 50.
Go and buy yourself some
underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife
bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also
blows up to show that she,
too, is wearing no
undies. 'Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've
no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford
any on the money you give
me.' Patrick reaches into
his pocket and says , 'For
the sake of decency, here's
a 20. Go and buy yourself
some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife
bends over. The wind
also takes her skirt over her
head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it. 'Sweet
mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where
ta friggin hell are yer
drawers?' She too explains,
'You dinna give me enough
money ta be able ta affarrd
any.' The Scotsman
reaches into his pocket and
says, 'Well, fer the love 'o
decency, here's a
comb.....Tidy yerself up a
bit."