God said, 

"Adam, I want you to do 
something for Me."

 

Adam said, "Gladly, 
Lord, what do You 
want me to do?" 

God said, "Go down 
into that valley."

 

Adam said, 

"What's a valley?" 

God explained it to him.

 

Then God said, 
"Cross the River."

Adam said, 

"What's a river?" 

God explained that 
to him, and then said, 
"Go over to the hill......" 

Adam said,

 

"What is a hill?" 


So, God explained to 
Adam what a hill was. 

 

He told Adam, 

"On the other side of the 
hill you will find a cave." 


Adam said, 

'What's a cave?' 

After God explained, 
He said, "In the cave 
you will find a woman." 


Adam said, "What's a 
woman?' 

So God explained 
that to him, too. 

Then, God said, 

'I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, 

"How do I do that?" 

God first said (under
His breath), "Geez...." 

And then, 
just like everything else, 

God explained that to 
Adam, as well. 

So, Adam goes down 
into the valley, 

across the river, and 
over the hill, into the 
cave, and finds the 
woman. 

In about five minutes, 

he was back. 

God, His patience 
wearing thin, said angrily, 

"What is it now?" 

And Adam said.... 

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