Final-Exam-Question-for-Millennials in-Middle-School.txt

Just think you worked for everything you have; plus planned ahead
and saved a few nickels!



Final Exam Question for Millennials in Middle School: . . . 

When does a “safety net “ become a hammock ? 


For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids all you have to do is follow these proven steps:
 
  1. Don't marry her!

  2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.

  3. The guy buys a house.

  4. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.

  5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.

  6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.

  7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother

  8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.

  9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.

10. Girlfriend get free utilities.

11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use moms address for his mail

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms.
    Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.

13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 a month disability for being "crazy" or having a
   "bad back" and never has to work again.


  This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions [?] of people. 
 
A  married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0dollars.
 
An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets
    $21,600 disability
+ $10,800 free housing
+ $  6,000 free obamacare
+ $  6,000 free food
+ $  4,800 free utilities
+ $  6,000 Pell grant money to spend
+ $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant
+ $  8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother
= $75,200 a year in benefits!

When you don’t know where you are going . . . any Road will
take you there . . . but be sure it isn’t the one paved only
 with Good Intentions . . . 
 

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