I was a very happy man.   My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year.   So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.   I always got
more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.  She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.  'To check my
Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived.  She whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me.  She couldn't overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.   She
said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.  She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom" she said,  "if you want one last wild
fling,  just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.  Then turned and made a bee-line straight
to the front door.   I opened the door, and headed straight towards my

Lord and behold, my fiancé's entire family was standing outside, all
clapping and cheering!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.   He said,
'Frankie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.  We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family
my son.'

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.